Description:

The universe is big. Jona is not. When he discovers a portal to a space station in his mother's basement, he embarks on a hilarious and touching adventure to find his father, help an Amish boy in a wheelchair, and protect Earth from losing the only three things valued everywhere in the universe: coffee, beer, and a good chair.

Join Jona in book one of his adventures as he learns to control his anger and use it for good. All while battling the sexy innuendo of an artificial intelligence taking the traits of a gorgeous, and widely known, star of the adult film industry.